Rhonas Roadkill Cafe | Tide and Table

Our very own Karen's Diner inspired experience. Rhonas Roadkill Cafe run in partnership with Tide & Table Restaurant, is a drag dining experience like no other! A word of warning it is not for the weak willed or faint of heart, our very own matriarch Rhona Von-Virus who runs the cafe with an iron heel, a Damascus grade tongue and a shady look, She is not one to be trifled with. The table service is slow at best and there is definitely something extra with the Host. That all being said if you enjoy good food and a good laugh it is well worth the visit.

Meet the Family

Rhona Von-Virus-

The Boss/"MA"

The Hostess with the mostess, this foul mouthed, bad tempered matriarch runs her family run cafe with an Iron Fist.

Her favourite hobby is is sneaking round the back for a fag and a quickie; the "DO NOT DISTURB" sign hanging off her knickers is a clue that she's having "MA's Special Alone Time!"

Mandy-Sue-

Free Child Labour

Acquired from the back of an orange transit van, Mandy-Sue is the youngest member of the family making her great value for money as she's free labour. You will usually find her lurking in a corner somewhere talking to an imaginary friend.

Her favourite hobby is hiding in back of folks vehicles claiming she's been "kidnapped" but she is always very quickly returned.

Billie-Jean-

Compliments Department

Billie-Jean is the head of our Compliments Department. She does very little actual work and is usually seen with lipstick in one hand and a bottle of beer in the other! She is useful for if we drop anything under the counters or any cracks as she's very good for squeezing into tight spaces.

Her favourite hobby is juggling balls, doing it any spare chance that she gets.

Lil Ted-

The Bait

Used to keep Mandy-Sue in line as she's very attached to him. His life is constantly under threat by "MA" when he's not been left with random strangers or launched across the cafe.

Hooring Myself Out

Need an MC/Host? If you have a good sense of humor, thick skin and want to add a bit of fun, why not hire our foul mouthed hostess with alot of mostess our very own Ma Rhona Von-Virus; She sure brings the fun and a bang to any occasion